Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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