you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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