Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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