I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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