you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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