If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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