I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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