You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize