S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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