$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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