Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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