I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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