i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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