she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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