I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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