JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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