There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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