Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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