I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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