love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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