It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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