he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Drunk is not a location!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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