someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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