i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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