Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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