Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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