You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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