i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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