Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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