But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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