Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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