Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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