Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Can Purell be used as lube?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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