Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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