So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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