ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm passing your future prison.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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