My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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