I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Congratulations! We have a period
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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