Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
