Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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