Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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