Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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