apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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