You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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