is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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