they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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