I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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