Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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