So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to sanitize my soul.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize