You really coming over, don't trick.
White coat. Heels.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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