Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
