I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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