what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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