That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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