she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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