She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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