i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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