Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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