White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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