I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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