Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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