there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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