How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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