ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize