doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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