you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You almost got us killed.
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