butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i've created a new STD.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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